Roses are red / But not all reds are roses / Language gets weird / If everything transposes

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February 12th, 2016: HEY GUESS WHAT?? I've got a new book coming out in June called ROMEO AND/OR JULIET and you can preorder it now and IF YOU DO, you can send a special Valentine's Day ecard to your sweetie THIS WEEKEND that features new art by either Kate Beaton or Noelle Stevenson! AHHHH

– Ryan

i may not be a teen anymore, but i still know what teens like!! it's authority figures who, whilst

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February 10th, 2016: HEY GUESS WHAT?? I've got a new book coming out in June called ROMEO AND/OR JULIET and you can preorder it now and IF YOU DO, you can send a special Valentine's Day ecard to your sweetie THIS MONTH that features new art by either Kate Beaton or Noelle Stevenson! AHHHH

– Ryan

"civilization is great" - ryan north, a man who has specialized in making up imaginary stories about

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February 8th, 2016: HEY GUESS WHAT?? I've got a new book coming out in June called ROMEO AND/OR JULIET and you can preorder it now and IF YOU DO, you can send a special Valentine's Day ecard to your sweetie THIS MONTH that features new art by either Kate Beaton or Noelle Stevenson! AHHHH

– Ryan

*raises hand* hello, yes, i am the professional author who wrote the phrase "sherlock had made his w

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February 5th, 2016: HEY GUESS WHAT?? I've got a new book coming out in June called ROMEO AND/OR JULIET and you can preorder it now and IF YOU DO, you can send a special Valentine's Day ecard to your sweetie THIS MONTH that features new art by either Kate Beaton or Noelle Stevenson! AHHHH

– Ryan

really not sure the right way to write "usses". i went with the extra "s" to distingush it from "use

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February 3rd, 2016: This comic touches on a some of the notes my TEDx talk hit (A Time Traveller's Primer), so if you are interested in seeing me tell you about this CRAZY STUFF while wearing a suit, oh wow, have I got a 15 minute video for you!

– Ryan

the first draft of this comic included the line "the only thing that didn't die with johnny was his

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February 1st, 2016: YOU GUYS, I started Dinosaur Comics on February 1st 2003, 13 years ago today! AS OF TODAY DINOSAUR COMICS IS OFFICIALLY A TEENAGER! This is madness. This is pure, freebased madness. Thank you all for liking my comics, for supporting it through merchandise and patronage throughout the years, and for letting me have the best job in the world! Holy crap. Y'all are the best.

I can't believe I have a teenager now. Dinosaur Comics is all sassing authority figures and sneaking into R-rated movies! Metaphorically!!

– Ryan